Frequently asked questions

Actually, the most frequently asked question is: Why don't you have a FAQ?

Lookie here. We have one. Happy? Good. Now shut up.

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, wait, there was another one: Will you sign my band?

Absolutely not.

Why? What do you mean, why? You're only colluding in the unnecessary expansion of this FAQ. Because you suck. That's why. Now shut up shutting up.